Man Bans His Girlfriend From Farting In Their House Because He Finds It ‘Unladylike’


One man was not happy with the antics of his girlfriend!

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In a world where women have shattered glass ceilings, harnessed the power of technology, and made strides in every field imaginable, it seems some men are still grappling with the concept of gas equality.

Yes, you read that correctly. A woman recently took to Reddit’s “Am I The A**hole” forum to share her exasperation over her boyfriend’s rather unconventional stance on flatulence.

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Picture it: a 24-year-old woman, blissfully going about her day when, alas, she let out a fart in the kitchen. Innocent enough, right? Wrong.

The wind took a sharp turn when her boyfriend, apparently the modern-day etiquette enforcer, promptly initiated an argument over her unbecoming behavior.

“I am extremely fed up with him treating me like what I’m doing is unnatural and always telling me I need to be more like a lady,” she lamented on the thread.

Our protagonist bravely stood her ground, pointing out that she should be able to release a harmless puff of air within the confines of her own home without judgment. After all, we’re in the 21st century, not the 1800s!

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She then revealed her nightly routine, which includes a few discreet toots. Her boyfriend’s reaction? Accusations of intentional flatulence and enough grumpiness to rival a bear with a thorn in its paw.

In a moment of sheer exasperation, she declared, “I feel like I should be able to fart in my own home without judgment. Am I crazy for thinking farting is normal? AITA?” she questioned Reddit users, seeking validation for her gas-powered rebellion.

And validate her they did. The chorus of supporters rang out, denouncing her boyfriend’s preposterous views. “Ladies fart. Everyone farts,” one Reddit user proclaimed.

Another chimed in with, “Does he think women poop glitter?”—an astute observation indeed.

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While most rallied behind our fearless farter, one defender emerged from the ranks, raising a peculiar point: the severity of the farts in question. “I need to know how bad hers are because I might agree with her SO,” they cautiously ventured.

In the end, it’s a tale of bodily functions, liberation, and the ongoing struggle to find common ground in the eternal battle of the sexes.

So, let us all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of farting equality, where the winds of change blow freely—and may we never forget to embrace the natural hilarity that is the human experience.

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