Though having fantasies is totally acceptable, one couple seems to have gone above and beyond to literally follow theirs.
However, it’s a mile in the air. The two shelled out on a $1,000 private aircraft rental only to be a part of the “Mile High Club.”
I won’t lie; the thought of having to contort oneself into various acrobatic postures within the limits of an aeroplane bathroom cubicle comes to mind when I hear the song ‘Mile High Club’. All of it while being aware that the staff is completely aware of you.
Then, of course, there’s the staggered walk of shame back to your seats one after the other, in front of all the other passengers. It’s difficult to see the appeal really.
However, one couple have bypassed all of those considerations and gone for an option which specifically caters to people who want to get their rocks off in the sky.
And indeed, there is a business that offers leisure flights particularly for that reason. ‘Love Cloud’ is the name of it, and it is a Las Vegas company. It is, of course, based in Las Vegas.
A video uploaded to TikTok depicts the interior of the aircraft, which is furnished with two seats and a big mattress and cushions, apparently for takeoff and landing.
But wait, you might be asking, what about the pilots?
Won’t they hear the goings-on in the cabin of the plane and get distracted?
Apparently not, as the video clarifies that the pilots wear headsets which drowns out the noise, so you can go nuts secure in the knowledge you won’t be overheard. Good to know.
A quote from the Love Cloud website says: “We have customized the interior of the aircraft to exceed any other aircraft in the world. The custom made romantic interiors include a wireless sound and light system, red satin sheets, sex position pillows and cushions, and a custom made foam mattress to make your flight extremely comfortable.
“You and the pilot are separated by a secured curtain door. The pilot is also equipped with a noise canceling headset so that you and your partner have complete privacy throughout the flight.”
You even get a certificate when you land to confirm that you have indeed joined the club. Atta boy.
The aircraft also cruises specifically at one mile above the desert, so there can be no doubt that you have indeed joined the Mile High Club.
I just hope they give it a good scrub down between passengers.
