Biohacker Spending $2M A Year To look Like Teenager Is Getting His Manhood Injected


Would you get injections in your manhood?

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Meet Bryan Johnson, the biohacker on a $2 million-a-year mission to turn back the clock and look younger. But this isn’t your average anti-aging routine; he’s taken it to the next level with what he playfully calls “rejuvenating Johnson’s Johnson.” Yes, you read that right!

Credit: Youtube / Bryan Johnson

At 46 years old, Bryan claims to have the biological age of an 18-year-old. He’s so confident in his anti-aging methods that he’s turned it into a career with his very own “Project Blueprint.” And this isn’t a one-man show – he’s got a squad of 30 doctors led by the Cambridge-based anti-aging guru, Dr. Oliver Zolman. They’re keeping tabs on everything from his blood to his brain, all in the name of staying young.

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Now, let’s dive into the nitty-gritty of Bryan’s peculiar routine. He starts his day by swallowing a whopping 80 vitamins and mineral supplements. And his diet? Well, it’s a precise 1,977-calorie affair featuring 70 pounds of mashed veggies per month, almond milk, walnuts, flaxseed, and berries.

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But wait, there’s more! Bryan exercises for at least 30 minutes every day, hits the hay at a strict 8:30 pm, zaps away skin sun damage with lasers, and even gives his pelvic floor muscles a little electromagnetic workout. Oh, and he’s got a clip-on gadget to keep his stress levels in check – talk about commitment!

But here’s the jaw-dropper: Bryan’s latest adventure involves his prized possession – yes, his penis. He’s giving it a little boost with some “injections” to achieve a “prolonged erection” and who knows what else. He even coined it “Rejuvenating Johnson’s Johnson” on Twitter. Talk about a bold move!

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Curious about the specifics? Well, Bryan spilled the beans on Twitter, mentioning they’re looking at things like penile artery blood flow, ejaculation volume, max urination speed, and sperm motility. But let’s agree to never utter the phrase “penis plaque check” again, shall we?

When someone dared to ask about his “baseline for ejaculation volume” (because, of course, that’s a normal conversation), Bryan nonchalantly replied that it’s 3.0 mL, with anything over 1.4 mL considered normal.

Credit: Youtube / Bryan Johnson

As expected, reactions poured in from all corners of the internet. Some questioned if this is where society was headed, while others simply deemed it “not normal.” It’s safe to say that Bryan probably won’t face stiff competition when it comes to finding volunteers for his unique experiment – it might just be a “hard sell” after all!

So, whether you’re intrigued or utterly bewildered, one thing’s for sure – Bryan Johnson’s journey to eternal youth is anything but ordinary.

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