American Woman Admits She’s Not Wiped Her Bum For Over Two Years


So what has she been doing…?

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Everybody’s got their own quirky hygiene routines, but here’s a tale that takes personal habits to a whole new level. Brace yourselves because this American woman decided that wiping her behind was something she should STOP doing.

This story became an internet sensation when it was posted on the ‘TikTok Cringe’ thread on Reddit and and it’s the kind of thing that makes you question society…

In her video confession, the american lady boldly proclaimed, “So, I actually don’t wipe my bum.” Hold on to your toilet paper rolls, folks, because it’s about to get wild.

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She went on to argue her case with the conviction of a lawyer defending the indefensible.

“When you think about it in nature, no other animal wipes after they use the restroom. So why do we do that?” Well, ma’am, because we’re not trying to land a role in the next National Geographic documentary.

She even pondered the possibility that not wiping might have some hidden health benefits. “I don’t really know what it is,” she mused, “But if God wanted us to wipe after we use the restroom, we would have a built-in way to do that into our anatomy, you know what I mean?” Uh, no, we really don’t.

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“So because we don’t,” she continued, “I personally believe that wiping after using the restroom is not good for your health.” At this point, you might want to check if you’re still in the same dimension as the rest of us.

The pinnacle of her revelation came when she proudly declared, “I started using the litter box instead of a toilet.”

Yes, you read that correctly. She’s basically trying to pass herself off as a house cat with opposable thumbs. Talk about a feline fancy.

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But wait, there’s more. She claimed her newfound lifestyle had boosted her immune system. “Now I know correlation is not causation, but, you know, I feel like my immune system has like been built up since I stopped wiping,” she concluded, “And it’s probably because I’m not exposing myself to those chemicals.” Quick, someone fetch the scientists!

Naturally, this video, went viral and people in the comments did you hold back. Users from all corners of the internet chimed in with their thoughts. One person pointed out the obvious, saying, “No other animal uses forks and spoons either lol.”

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Another wise soul added, “Unlike a dog, I can’t lick my own a**.”

Another user commented “Then don’t use tissues to blow your nose, towels to dry yourself after a shower, soap to sanitize your hands, or better yet…no clothes to use all day during all seasons because….animals don’t use them! Possibilities are endless for you!” Bravo to that person for connecting the dots.

But one Reddit user offered the profound thought: “BORN TO SH*T, FORCED TO WIPE.”

Well, ain’t that the truth? Each to their own but we think we’ll stick to using toilet paper!

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