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White people love to pronounce Target as “Tar-jay”
— drinkin my water, mindin my biz (@justpizzatingz) October 20, 2018
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white people love saying "not too shabby"
— space cadet kelly (@coolgirlcasey) December 6, 2018
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white people love telling you their eyes change colors
— Donte (@Donteboddie) November 28, 2018
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White people love to bump into you and say, “oooop.. ‘scuse me. Lemme sneak by ya”
— nilonii 💕 (@nilonii1) December 6, 2018
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White people love to say “if only there was a way we could find out” before taking out their phone and googling something
— oppenheimer's navajo belt buckle (@tambien_tambien) December 6, 2018
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white people love going to baskin robins when it's 40 degrees out
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) December 4, 2018
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white people love stopping a conversation while they're having fun to say "we have fun"
— rob from online 📱 (@robfromonline) December 1, 2018
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White people LOVE to tell you to pack them in your suitcase when you tell them you’re going on vacation
— catholic saint (@Kirsten_166) November 28, 2018
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White people love saying the names of the places they pass when driving with no intention of actually going there
— zick (@MrPooniis) November 28, 2018
"Hey a Chili's"
"Huh, a nail salon"
"Look, a car wash"
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white people love saying “and if i could just get an autograph” when they need you to sign a receipt
— kell (@_hotdogwater__) November 27, 2018
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white people love to ask “you workin hard or hardly workin?”
— dam thats crazy (@londynondachune) October 11, 2018
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White people love picking up the check and saying, “alright, what’s the damage?”
— Derek Yeeter (@xtremelywoke) December 1, 2018
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#whitepeople love saying “see you next year!” at 11:59pm on December 31st.
— Bailey Brunner (@BaileyBerta) November 30, 2018
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White people absolutely love saying they always buy more than they need at Target
— christian pulisic stan account (@altbobdylan) October 3, 2018
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White people love to say “Welp, ganna have lunch for tomorrow” as their filling their to-go box at a restaurant.
— Chelcie Lynn (@chelcielynnn) October 14, 2018
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White people love soup and the cha cha slide in that order
— 🏓 Tunnel Songs 🏓 (@TunnelSongs) November 16, 2018
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White people love playing giant jenga
— The Gentle Freak (@mitchysuch) November 8, 2018
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White people love to get in a long line then when it starts moving say, “Hey! Well at least it’s moving.”
— Dashiell Driscoll (@dashiell) November 16, 2018
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white people love to talk about how they pulled up the carpet and found hardwood under there
— Schmrrrrrlex 🌻 (@alexlumaga) November 3, 2018
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White people love saying “come do mine next!” when walking past you doing yard work
— Clay Call (@ClayCall) November 30, 2018
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White people love saying omg were eating so much on this trip!!!but we’re also doing a lot of walking
— chels (@youruncoolniece) October 24, 2018
