There are two kinds of people: those who make their bed and those who put strange pillows in them.
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Which one you choose to be will define your success or failure in life, your happiness, your career, your love life. Bed makers and strange pillow fans have for years battled to rule the world – they then lost it to politicians, but I digress. Wars have been fought over whether to use quirky pillows, revolts were led over what type of sheets one should use, revolutionaries have killed for the best duvet.
Bedding and duvets and pillows are a matter of national security and we should all be talking more about it. For that reason, we have found the weirdest stuff you should never put in a bed (unless you really really want to).
Who buys a spider pillow?
It’s not cute and no one likes it. If you choose to put this in your bed, you are a psychopath.
Non-edible although quite fluffly baguette
A baguette pillow that is not reserved for the French.
This Baby Octopus Costume Measures a Massive 5.5 Feet Long
This adorable baby octopus costume comes from Grandbudapestbotique on Etsy, and it’s easily one of the cutest baby outfits we’ve seen yet. It features long, pink tentacles and a simple hood you can slip your baby into with ease. Just like an octopus, this baby octopus suit features eight tentacles, and its soft material makes it perfect for babies. It can also be worn by small toddlers or around a small child’s waist instead of their shoulders, as is depicted in a few photos from those who purchased it.
Baby elephant hugging a baby human
I mean, adorable much?
If you are on a diet you should include salmon in your bedding diet
Vegan-friendly, this one is.
Lego duvet
Lego obsessed of the world, unite!
The boyfriend pillow may take longer to arrive due to covid (like the real one)
We all feel lonely sometimes.
Girlfriend pillow
We all feel lonely sometimes. Some of us just look creepier while feeling it. Please, please, please watch the video.
Blood puddle pillow
Taking the suicide prank to the next level.
Dinosaur spread
“Roarr.”
Charming
If you want to get lucky or pretend like you have.
Not sure how to describe…it’s a pilow with a nose and a mouth?
In the words of a misunderstood genius of the interwebs: “I feel like those pillows could probably speak Latin in deep baritone voices.”
Godfather
An offer you cannot refuse.
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